(css: "font-size: 10%;")[welcome to nerdfacts(dot)neocities(dot)com yes we are here to passive agressively ruin ur ego luv <3]
(css: "font-size: 340%;")[Nerd Facts]
by ezgi and aurien
[[read facts]]
[[play music]]
[[secret fun]]
(css: "font-size: 340%;")[Nerd Fact #1]
one nerd can always spot another nerd. (so don't argue with the facts)
[[next fact!->2]]
<img src=https://grid.gograph.com/smiling-nerd-pointing-away-stock-photo_gg66793044.jpg >
(if: $nerds is 0) [u have not discovered any nerd facts, loser. :( ]
(else:)[
(if:
[[go back->title]] (css: "font-size: 340%;")[Nerd Fact #2]
ur a nerd
(live: 3s)[ [[so tru next fact!->3]] (stop:)]
<img src=https://c8.alamy.com/comp/X8KMKD/nerd-picking-on-jock-X8KMKD.jpg>
(css: "font-size: 340%;")[Nerd Fact # **THREE**]
if u don't think u are, look in the mirror...
(live: 5s)[ [[MmMmMmm next fact!->4]] (stop:)]
(click: "look in mirror")[<img src=https://i.pinimg.com/originals/97/21/69/9721692edf1a8d8158f1f0a38aac8705.png> ]
look in mirror
(if: $congrats)[(goto: "congrats")]
(if: $wrong is 1)[(goto: "wrong1")]
(set: $know to (confirm: "do u know the secret password?"))
(if: $know)[(set: $pass to (prompt: "what is it then, nerd?", ""))
(goto: "pass") ]
(else:)[
(goto: "title") ](if: $pass is "nerd" or "Nerd")[
(goto: "congrats")]
(else:)[
(goto: "boo")] YOU DON'T KNOW THE PASSWORD(set: $typewriterText to "?????????????????????????? ")(display: "Typewriter")
stay OUT, u are banished.
[[...ok->title]]
<img src=https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BJDCW1/high-school-jock-and-a-nerd-BJDCW1.jpg>
(set: $typewriterText2 to "CONGRATS!!!!!ππ")(display: "Typewriter2")
(set: $congrats to true)
only true π»πΆπΈπ ππππππ~ and π
·π
°π
²π
Ίπ
΄ππ know this password,
here are the secret files:
(text-style: "expand")+(css: "font-size: 10%;")[be careful w the sacred knowledge]
π[[secret_fact1]]
[[back 2 main menu->title]] {
<!-- Create a variable to track the position within the $typewriterText string -->
(set: $typewriterPos to 1)
<!-- Create a hook to hold the typed text -->
|typewriterOutput>[]
<!-- Set a delay of 20ms seconds per loop -->
(live: 40ms)[
<!-- Add the next character to the hook -->
(append: ?typewriterOutput)[(print: $typewriterText's $typewriterPos)]
<!-- Update the position -->
(set: $typewriterPos to it + 1)
<!-- If it's gone past the end, stop -->
(if: $typewriterPos is $typewriterText's length + 1)[
(stop:)
]
]
}{
<!-- Create a variable to track the position within the $typewriterText2 string -->
(set: $typewriterPos2 to 1)
<!-- Create a hook to hold the typed text -->
|typewriterOutput2>[]
<!-- Set a delay of 80ms seconds per loop -->
(live: 80ms)[
<!-- Add the next character to the hook -->
(append: ?typewriterOutput2)[(print: $typewriterText2's $typewriterPos2)]
<!-- Update the position -->
(set: $typewriterPos2 to it + 1)
<!-- If it's gone past the end, stop -->
(if: $typewriterPos2 is $typewriterText2's length + 1)[
(stop:)
]
]
}
<img src=https://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201311_1637_dgifi.jpg> (css: "font-size: 269%;")[Nerd Fact #4]
trust us we're nerds (we know...)
(live: 3s)[ [[next fact pls->5]] (stop:)]
<img src=https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/teens-bullying-the-nerd-horizontal-picture-id184324697>
there are no more facts right now!! :( thank u for reading the full dictionary of nerds so far it will be updated for ur pleasure soon
password to secretfun = (color: orange)[mouseover to reveal ](mouseover-replace: "mouseover to reveal")[
(color: blue)+(hover-style: (color: orange))[**n-e-r-d**
no spaces only space exploration and science and fun. ]]
[[ok thank u!!->title]] (set: $wrong to 2) LIARS belong in **LOCKERS!**
Stay OUT!!
ur punishment is a nerds worst nightmare..... dispaointment. U have disapointed me and every single person inside the star wars community.
...Give me some time to calm down.
[[ok nerdfacts.com, i will b good.->title]] (set: $congrats to false)
(goto: "title") nerd: https://files.freemusicarchive.org/storage-freemusicarchive-org/music/no_curator/ignatzthemouse/Unrealistic_Wasp/ignatzthemouse_-_04_-_Speccy_Nerdy_fcknuts.mp3
weird: https://files.freemusicarchive.org/storage-freemusicarchive-org/music/Comfort_Stand/Dana_Countryman/Two_Zombies_Later/Dana_Countryman_-_20_-_Cocktails_In_Space.mp3
Royalty-free nerd music
(click: "play chip music")[ (goto: "play") ] play chip music
(click: "play space music")[ (goto: "play2") ] play space music
(click: "stop music")[ (goto: "stop") ] stop music
[[this sounds good!->title]]
(if: (track: 'nerd', 'isplaying'))[
Music provided by: (text-style: "bold")[ignatzthemouse]
Track: (text-style: "bold")['Speccy Nerdy f*cknuts'] ]
(if: (track: 'weird', 'isplaying'))[
Music provided by: (text-style: "bold")[Dana Countryman]
Track: (text-style: "bold")['Cocktails in Space']
]
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
{
(track: 'nerd', 'playwhenpossible')
}
(goto: "play music")
{
(group: 'playing', 'stop')
}
(goto: "play music")
(text-style: "rumble")[GO AWAY!]
I'm still mad at u.
[[........->title]] (if: $congrats)[(goto: "congrats")]
(if: $wrong is 1)[(goto: "wrong1")]
(set: $know to (confirm: "..are u sure u know it now??"))
(if: $know)[(set: $pass to (prompt: "ok fine, try again.", ""))
(goto: "pass") ]
(else:)[
(goto: "title") ](group: 'playing', 'stop')
{
(track: 'weird', 'playwhenpossible')
}
(goto: "play music")